Goblin Flies to Portugal

You know the old saying:

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. 

He's a grown man.  Fishing's not that hard."

       -Ron Swanson. 

But that's for fish.  Goblins are a whole other animal. They bite back. You can't just throw someone into the world of goblins and expect a better than 50/50 chance he'll come out of it alive.  

So I painted a goblin that will soon be on it's way to Portugal.  

I don't know if airlines sedate aggressive animals in transit or not. 

This is what they're used to dealing with:

Not this:

So best of luck baggage handlers! Maybe a little payback for all the abused and lost luggage I've had. 

There's still time if you want to donate a goblin for the big international team.  

Here's my goblin for the Merry Mayhem News project.  

Hope he enjoys life in Portugal!