Thursday, March 31, 2011

Number 1 Threat: Bears

::::::News Flash::::::

Reports are coming in of large armed bears taking over towns.
Let us be clear: we do not mean bears with large limbs, we mean bears brandishing large caliber firearms.
We repeat: Bears with Guns.

A spokesman for the NRA was quoted as saying, "We are not claiming responsibility for this. It has been our mission to support the 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which guarantees the right to bare arms. Of course we know the difference between bare arms and armed bears! But I don't think I need to point out that the Amendment does not preclude bears with firearms. If these bears are citizens then they are doing nothing wrong and have our support. In addition, let's say I own a bear, then by extension it is my right to give my bear a gun. Don't forget that any right not limited or removed by the constitution or federal law is a right held by the state or people. To my knowledge these bears are breaking no laws."

Photo shown of one bear who was kind enough to pose for a photo:

Williamsburg sheriff stated "He's breaking no law I know of. He has a carry licence and the firearm is not concealed. He is violating the ordinance against smoking within ten feet of the entrance of a public building, but that is a misdemeanor and a law I've never personally been fond of".

National news personality Stephen Colbert stated, "This is a tragedy of the highest order. I was right all along. You were warned America! You were warned!".


Khurusan Miniatures included a teaser for this 'Ursid' on their blog today.

I want some bears.. in a big way. I am hoping for several poses & weapon options.
These are brilliant!
Hmm.. support them with some Russian tanks? An obvious choice.. yes, it must be done.

Update: These are available now!
Very nice... I hope they'll be coming out with more poses & weapons too.


Paul´s Bods said...

A good case of the right to Bear arms. Mind you...some clever lawyer will stop it by finding a Claws in the law. :-D

Matt said...

That certainly made me paws for thought!

Paul´s Bods said...

Dave...check you google friends link...I have clicked on your avatar and all that comes up is the sites you are´ll miss out on feed back without this function being set properly.
Thanks for following :-D

NetherWerks said...

I love these bears! Might just have to break down and get a few...for research...yeah...

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